![]() ![]() “She dumped me! She rolled right over me! Said I was a hipster doofus.“People don’t turn down money! It’s what separates us from the animals.” – Jerry.I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism.” – Jerry “Hunger will make people do amazing things.“If You Can’t Say Something Bad About A Relationship, You Shouldn’t Say Anything At All.” – George.“The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.” – George.“Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?” – George.Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?” – George “I will never understand the bathrooms in this country.If I want a Chip Ahoy, I’m having it.” – Morty “I Once Broke Up With Someone For Not Offering Me Pie.” – Elaine. ![]()
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